Building Community Through Play

A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.

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1. This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman… She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her… “C’mon lady, I’m a fun guy…”
2. A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”
3. A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…”
4. A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here…”
5. A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar tender here?”
6. Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted…
7. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage chesse, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”
8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak got chilly so they lit a fire in the craft but it sank proving once and for all you can’t have your kayak and eat it too.
9. There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Fun game. You should try it!

dollyvang:

Played this before. It was hard.

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pleatedjeans:

acupuncture is a jab well done. via

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Abs in no-time! Don’t forget to place your order.